Twilight Books 'Summary'
-- BOOK 1. TWILIGHTEDWARD: Hey.BELLA: OMG, I'm so silly! And horny.EDWARD: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.BELLA: OMG you're a vampire!
EDWARD: Yes. Let's go play baseball.JAMES: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.EDWARD: Roar.JAMES: Omnomnom Bella.BELLA: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
EDWARD: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.JACOB: Oh, hi there!-- BOOK 2. NEW MOON
EDWARD: Oops, gotta go.BELLA: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.JACOB: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
BELLA: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
ALICE: Edward is gonna kill himself!
BELLA: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.EDWARD: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.VOLTURI: You suck.BELLA: OMG leave him alone!
VOLTURI: OK, leave now bitches.JACOB: I love you, Bella.BELLA: OMG I love Edward more, bye!-- BOOK 3. ECLIPSEVICTORIA: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!BELLA: OMG no!
EDWARD: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella!)JACOB: I want to kill her too!
RILEY: I will kill you!
BELLA: OMG I'm frozen!
EDWARD: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.JACOB: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.VICTORIA: You missed me bitches?EDWARD: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
BELLA: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.-- BOOK 4. BREAKING DAWN
EDWARD: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.BELLA: Shit, okay.JACOB: My heart is broken!
BELLA: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
EDWARD: Oh no, a monster!
RENESMEE: I'ma kill you, mom :3VOLTURI: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.BELLA: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.VOLTURI: Fine, you won.JAOCB: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.